This is not Bernice.

 This is not Bernice.

#whoisbernice

December 19, 2025. 

Drats.

 

This is not Bernice.

This is not Bernice.

#whoisbernice
December 19, 2025. 

 

Couch Confessions with Lisa with guest Rick

This is not Bernice.

This is not Bernice.

#whoisbernice
December 19, 2025. 

 

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Pull the Plug!

This is not Bernice.

This is not Bernice.

#whoisbernice
December 19, 2025. 

 

Lisa.

Soon.

Join The Cult of Lisa on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lisamannequin/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL005JZQbIf_RRx9VjrvyE7lylSOW_HMN3 And Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61576761480402

 

Sprinkles

This is not Bernice.

This is not Bernice.

#whoisbernice

December 19, 2025.  

 

Oopsie... Sprinkles

Somewhere between Daniel Johnston and Wesley Willis there is a dark space that not even William Shatner visits...

Oopsie.. Mike and Jon released the first song from their album.
https://open.spotify.com/album/3MMzTN10z1Y167ZZI17bhj

 

 

HEAD - Tenth Anniversary Online Event!

 The Elmwood Productions film HEAD came out 10 years ago! And Now Graveyard Gil is back to host the film again!

Join Graveyard Gil's Midnite Thrills in conjunction with The Chopping Block on Kings of Horror on August 16th for a special screening of HEAD on their YouTube Channel!

This event is free and online!

Graveyard Gil has a couple special guests from the film joining him as he watches the flick with you!

Don't miss this!

Subscribe to Kings of Horror now on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/@KingsofHorror
For more info click HERE

And save the link to watch Saturday nite click HERE!

If you have not seen HEAD and want to check it out in advance watch it now on the SHOCKS and DOCS YouTube Channel from Terror Films!

https://youtu.be/RSXPn7itSB4?si=Kbko7Ff9cnwL6vSB

 

Couch Confessions with Lisa with guest Harold the Drinking Bug

Poetry Corner - The Lid

Thank you Patreon Supporters!

Elmwood started a Patreon in 2023 to help with our social media outreach.  

We have had a great time with posting premiere videos as exclusive advance releases since then, and other fun bits.

But all good things eventually come to an end!

September 1st our Patreon will shut down.  

Between now and then we will still be releasing a few more videos for our members, and there will be no charges for the month of August as a thanks for all the support to all who have joined us there!
And thank you to all the fans of The Claw's Corner as well!

We're still working hard over here and making tons of new flicks and more!  So make sure to subscribe to our YouTube Channel, and take a look at the links listed below to stay up to date on ALL things Elmwood Productions!

Official Website

DVDS!

Merch! Shirts, Hats, and More!

Puppets on Etsy

Facebook

Instagram

BluSky

Graveyard Gil on YouTube and Facebook

Elmwood Family Films on YouTube and Instagram

Animal Behavior on Facebook

Johnnie Sojive on Facebook

And all things HEAD

Watch HEAD now on:

TERROR FILMS - AMAZON - TUBI TV - APPLE TV - VUDU - GOOGLE PLAY
Head on Facebook 

And don't Forget to subscribe now to The Claw's Corner on YouTube too!

"Home" from Animal Behavior

Island Of The Dolls | Hosted by Graveyard Gill | The Chopping Block | Ju...

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Booty Calling!

Poetry Corner - Pots 'n' Snots

Couch Confessions with Lisa - with guest Jon

Keef and Rog's Greatest Hits: It's Going In Rich's Mouth

Poetry Corner - Ring The Bell

Couch Confessions with Lisa with guest Ricky

 Elmwood Productions is here to entertain...

Our mottos have always been "If we like it we hope someone else does too" and "We're not here to offend anyone, we're just here to entertain ourselves."

And we will always be around to entertain ourselves, and if we like it we hope you do to.

Thank you to each and every person who has supported us though the years!

Now it's time to admit the side we stand on "politically". And it's really sad that this is a political stance.

We stand on the side of freedom. Of democracy. And of kindness.

We stand on the side of individuality without persecution. We stand with arts. We stand with education. We stand with National Parks. We stand with religious freedom.

We stand on the side of NOT being a dick... {Cough...} We mean no accepting a dictator, and just say no to kings.

If this looses us you as a fan, that's OK with us.

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Pet The Bear!

Animal Behavior: The Space Invaders - Series 2 Episode 12

It's Going In Rich's Mouth - Drinking and Drinking

The Painter - This is not Bernice

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Both Ways!

Couch Confessions with Lisa - with guest Betty

Animal Behavior: Smokey and the Bandit - Series 2 Episode 11

Poetry Corner - Scratchy 'n' Sniffy

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess. NJ

The Painter - The Void

Subscribe on YouTube!

Subscribe to Elmwood on YouTube now!

Make sure to check out both our channels!

Elmwood Productions -

https://www.youtube.com/@ElmwoodProductions/?sub_confirmation=1

and Elmwood Family Films -

https://www.youtube.com/@elmwoodfamilyfilms/?sub_confirmation=1

Animal Behavior: Fever for the Flavor - - Series 2 Episode 10

It's Going In Rich's Mouth: Soup, Sandwich, Slawcicles!

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Staring!

Animal Behavior: Rainbow's Delight - Series 2 Episode 9

Poetry Corner - Another Smurf Movie

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

The Painter - Luv

 

Animal Behavior: Let's Get Beautiful with Dave The Beautiful Dog - Series 2 Episode 8

Watch all the episodes of "Animal Behavior"

HERE!

Actual Leigh Podcast - Ep. 75 - Talking With Jon from Elmwood Productions

Great Day with WFSB 3!

Did you catch us on Great Day on WFSB 3 in Connecticut? 
If not check it out here!

 

It's Going In Rich's Mouth: Jerks Eat Jerky

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR SERIES 2 VIRTUAL SCREENING! 2/8/25!

BECOME A MEMEBER OF THE CONNECTICUT GUILD OF PUPPETRY NOW TO JOIN US FOR THIS SCREENING!

CLICK HERE TO JOIN!

 

Johnnie Sojive?

The Painter - Full Moon

  

Paint with THE PAINTER!

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Bloopers!

 

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

28 Second to a DUI

The Painter - Mrs. Claus

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 
from The Painter and the Elmwood Gang! 

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

 

Poetry Corner - Another Rash

Watch an all-new POETRY CORNER WITH JOHNNIE SOJIVE

now HERE!

  

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Security!

It's Going In Rich's Mouth: Seafood, In A Can!

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

Couch Confession

Click HERE to confess.

 

Couch Confession

 

Click HERE to confess.

Home - Animal Behavior: Series 2 Episode 7

Stalker

Marvin has been dating online... And it has gotten weird. Maybe though he has finally found a match. 

Maybe not... 

SON OF A BITCH (EVERYTHING'S FINE)

 

Here's a music video Elmwood worked on this past summer!
From the awesome Ronnie Gross Jr
SON OF A BITCH (EVERYTHING'S FINE)
We had a blast on this one!

Here's some behind the scenes pics too!

Plan 9 From Outer Space

The Painter - Hoots

 

Animal Behavior: Tricks and Treats - Series 2 Episode 6

Coming Soon: PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

 

Coming this October from GRAVEYARD GIL'S MIDNITE THRILLS:

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!

Coming October 2024 in time for Ed Wood's 100th birthday!

Stay tuned!

It's Going In Rich's Mouth! MREwe!

Down By The River

Poetry Corner - Skinny Dip

 

Holy Toledo: The World's Most Fantastic Stuntman Wrestles!

 

"Bernice, Too" Live Chat!

Animal Behavior: Helena - Series 2 Episode 5

"Bernice, Too" Now Streaming!

Watch it one VHX - Rent or buy!

Or Patreon! For Patreon flick is included for members at the Sojive's Spot level or higher, or it can be purchased on its own! 

It's Going In Rich's Mouth! Soda! Pops!

Love Monster! Bad Monster! Flowers

Day Job - Tenth Anniversary Edition

Poetry Corner - Another Nite at The Bar

 

POETRY CORNER TIME!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!

The Painter - Tricky Rock

 Watch The Painter paint the one and only Tricky Rock!