Saturday, December 31, 2022

The Elmwood People....

This is not Bernice.
Jon Bristol here -
And I bet you're still wondering "Who is Bernice?"

As we wrap up the year, I want to say thank you to everyone who has supported us the past 20 years... All the family, friends, fans, and more... Thank you. Thank you for everything.
And thank you to the folks in this picture. The Elmwood Productions class of 2022.
We made "Bernice, Too" happen... And we keep making more!

Enjoy this last day of 2022. Hope yours was as good as mine, or even better.
2023 - Here we come!

Left to Right: Rick Corbo, Alex Sims, Rick Alan, Jess Rawling, Tina Mislivets, Rich Mislivets, Keith Paul, John Fulcher, Nicki LaPorte, Mike Finland, Pete "Tricky" Lucco, Rick Passmore, Jon Bristol.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

"Bernice, Too" January 13, 2023 at The Emmaus Theatre PA!

Tickets on sale now!

Click HERE to get yours!

Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!

Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/ 

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Friday, December 16, 2022

"Writing the Future" - Snap Famous Music Video

 

This is the "Writing the Future" music video. From Snap Famous and the movie "Bernice, Too".
Listen to Snap Famous here:

"Bernice, Too" - Two men. One wheelchair.
Now on DVD!
The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. The newest film from Elmwood Productions. Starring a cast of puppets. Nothing too deep. But just deep enough.

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#snapfamous #whoisbernice #elmwoodproductions #elmwoodpuppets #indiefilm #undergroundfilm #writingthefuture #music #musicvideo

Music Video Copyright 2022 Elmwood Productions LLC 

Music Copyright 2016 Snap Famous 

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

The 12 Days of Clawmas!

It's the holiday season! And Rich "The Claw" Cyr has gotten together with his friends from Elmwood Productions to butcher a classic Christmas song! Here it is! "The 12 Days of Clawmas"! Rich and The Claw's Corner crew hope everyone has a great holiday season! Do not miss Rich’s book, "Confessions of a Frenetic Mind" available now
opyright 2022 The Claw’s Corner - Produced by Rich Cyr https://www.facebook.com/richtheclawcyr/ Edited by Elmwood Productions - http://elmwoodproductions.com/index.html and subscribe to Elmwood Productions on YouTube: Elmwood Productions - YouTube
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Friday, December 09, 2022

The Doctor Is In! Episode 4 - Holiday Edition

 

Just in time for the holidays The Doc, Eugene, and The Nurse are back!

Are you looking for some advice in love? Not sure on how to build up your confidence? Need to learn to tie your shoes? Well, The Doctor is IN! Elmwood’s own Doc is now here and in session! Are you looking for advice from someone with almost as much credibility as any other so-called doctor on TV or the internet? Cuz now’s your chance to get it! Email The Doc now: doc@elmwoodproductions.com. And if he uses your question you’ll get a cool Elmwood t-shirt! Perfect for washing your car with or cleaning spills in the kitchen. Or, you could wear it! Just remember to include a mailing address with your question! The Doc and his co-host Eugene will look over your questions and come up with amazing solutions for you, and they're doing it for free! The Doc is not a real doctor. He's a puppet. So this is just for entertainment purposes. But we're sure you figured that out. And remember: "The Doctor Can Cure What Ails Ya!" http://elmwoodproductions.com/ Show some love for Elmwood! It's your support that keeps content like this coming! Visit our Ko-Fi Page and help keep us caffeinated! -
https://ko-fi.com/elmwoodproductions And a super special thanks to the one and only "Dr" Michael Bingham. Our great friend and inspiration for "The Doctor"!

Thursday, December 01, 2022

"Bernice, Too" January 13, 2023 at The Emmaus Theatre PA!

Tickets on sale now!

Click HERE to get yours!

Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!

Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/ 

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Monday, November 28, 2022

"Bernice, Too" January 13, 2023 at The Emmaus Theatre PA!

Tickets on sale now!

Click HERE to get yours!

Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!

Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/ 

https://www.facebook.com/events/1863673143977871/  

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

"Missing Alice At Advent" - Arthur Louis Benson Music Video

This is the "Missing Alice At Advent" music video. From Arthur Louis Benson and the movie "Bernice, Too". Listen to Arthur Louis Benson here: https://www.facebook.com/ArthurBensonMusic https://soundcloud.com/art-benson "Bernice, Too" - Two men. One wheelchair. Now on DVD! https://elmwoodproductions.storenvy.com/collections/1812830-elmwood-productions-on-dvd/products/34983637-bernice-too The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. The newest film from Elmwood Productions. Starring a cast of puppets. Nothing too deep. But just deep enough. http://elmwoodproductions.com/index.html Show some love for Elmwood! It's your support that keeps content like this coming! Visit our Ko-Fi Page and help keep us caffeinated! - https://ko-fi.com/elmwoodproductions Music Video Copyright 2022 Elmwood Productions LLC Music Copyright 2022 Arthur Louis Benson

  

Saturday, November 12, 2022

"Bernice, Too" January 13, 2023 at The Emmaus Theatre PA!

 

Tickets on sale now!
Click HERE to get yours!

Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!

Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/ https://www.facebook.com/events/1863673143977871/

Friday, November 11, 2022

Jerry McGuire FULL LENGTH--Felt Cute

 To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Legally Blonde Full Length Meet Cute

 To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Wednesday, November 09, 2022

Love Actually--Full Length Felt Cute

 

To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Tuesday, November 08, 2022

Mean Girls--Full Length Felt Cute

 To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Monday, November 07, 2022

Notting Hill--Full Length Felt Cute

 To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Friday, November 04, 2022

Say Anything--Full Length Felt Cute

 To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE 

Thursday, November 03, 2022

Wednesday, November 02, 2022

Tuesday, November 01, 2022

Monday, October 31, 2022

"You Gonna Die!"

Watch "The Jungle Man" and "The Jungle Woman"
This Halloween!

 

Friday, October 28, 2022

GRAVEYARD GIL'S MIDNITE THRILLS PRESENTS: THE JUNGLE WOMAN

 

Join Graveyard Gil's Midnite Thrills tonite freaks and fiends for
"The Jungle Woman": The insane sequel to "The Jungle Man"!
Click HERE to watch the flick now!

Can Kerry and Richie survive the madness of The Lunar Lady and the ultraviolence of The Jungle- Woman?
Has Billie joined Alex-Bot and Brenda-Vac in becoming evil?
And will they ever make it back to Earth from deep space?!?!
Rated R - for gore and four-letter words your mom doesn't want you to say!
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Saturday, October 22, 2022

The Punk Rock Flea Market is TOMORROW!

Elmwood Productions will be there!
Come by out booth and get yourself a puppet from Elmwood!
We cannot wait!

The event is being hosted by Hardcore Sweet Bakery.  We were at their last Punk Rock Flea Market over the summer and had a blast!  Hope to see you 10/23!
More details HERE and HERE!

 

Friday, October 21, 2022

The Jungle Woman Is Gonna Getcha!

 Friday... 10/28/2022...

"THE JUNGLE WOMAN"

That's right freaks and fiends! The sequel to "The Jungle Man" will be here in time for Halloween!
Be ready for some true madness from Graveyard Gil's Midnite Thrills and us total whack-jobs at Elmwood Productions!!!
Make sure to subscribe to Elmwood Productions on YouTube to be the first to know when the flick is LIVE!!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

The Punk Rock Flea Market - Spooky Edition! 10/23!

 Elmwood Productions will be there!

Come by out booth and get yourself a puppet from Elmwood!
We cannot wait!

The event is being hosted by Hardcore Sweet Bakery.  We were at their last Punk Rock Flea Market over the summer and had a blast!  Hope to see you 10/23!

More details HERE and HERE!
And here's some pics of just some of the puppets we'll be selling there!











Sunday, October 16, 2022

The Punk Rock Flea Market is Happening 10/23!

Elmwood Productions will be there!
Come by out booth and get yourself a puppet from Elmwood!
We cannot wait!

The event is being hosted by Hardcore Sweet Bakery.  We were at their last Punk Rock Flea Market over the summer and had a blast!  Hope to see you 10/23!
More details HERE and HERE!

 

Sunday, October 09, 2022

The Jungle Woman is Gonna Getcha!

THE JUNGLE WOMAN is coming! 
 Check out "Graveyard Gil's Midnite Thrills" on YouTube!
And just wait for the madness Halloween 2022!
Watch Graveyard Gil's Midnite Thrills HERE

Sunday, October 02, 2022

Come Hang at The Punk Rock Flea Market 10/23!

Elmwood Productions will be there!
Come by out booth and get yourself a puppet from Elmwood!
We cannot wait!

The event is being hosted by Hardcore Sweet Bakery.  We were at their last Punk Rock Flea Market over the summer and had a blast!  Hope to see you 10/23!
More details HERE and HERE!

 

Friday, September 30, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - When Harry Met Sally

 

“I’ll have what she’s having.” 😏
To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - Jerry Maguire

 

“You had me at hello.” 😭
To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

 

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - The Devil Wears Prada - Continued!

 

“From a pile of stuff.”

To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE 

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - The Devil Wears Prada

“You sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo’s.” 👠
To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE 

  

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - My Best Friend's Wedding

 

🎵Forever, and ever, you stay in my heart 🎵

To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - Notting Hill

 

Just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE

Monday, September 12, 2022

The Music of "Bernice, Too"

 Music from "Bernice, Too"
A couple more music videos are coming soon!

Want a copy of the movie and soundtrack?
Click HERE to make that happen!





 
Pick up a copy of the flick HERE!

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Meet Cute Presents "Felt Cute" - Love, Actually

To me, you are perfect
To See All The FELT CUTES click HERE